I have good news and bad news.
Good news: every Monday night there is free pizza at the Pushcart Cafe on Salem St. Seriously. Buy yourself a $2 soda and tip well and you're in broke college student paradise.
Bad News: You are not allowed to eat free pizza.
It was a sad state of affairs. While attending the much celebrated free pizza Mondays for 4 weeks straight, my roommates and I had been in Italian delicacy bliss until the last fateful evening when we were told to not return for a year. A whole year!
The fat gentleman who made the pizzas was often uncomfortable and hovered a lot, but we disregarded him as we had free pizza in our hands. We realized only later that this man was deathly serious and was out for blood.
I challenge you to attend free pizza night successfully for more than 4 weeks in a row without being excommunicated. What harm could come of it? Nothing, but free pizza. (Girls with large breasts are excluded from this contest as they are guaranteed at least an extra two weeks of free pizza due to the attractiveness of their mammary glands.)
3 comments:
i noticed your facebook note, so obv I'd check this out. I've had like three blogs over the past year, and made a total of ten posts. i agree. why the hell is it so hard to keep up with? here's my latest: http://rypic7.baywords.com/
and on the subject of pizza, wouldn't you agree that disguises are the next step?
similarly, I have recently been taking advantage of Wendy's "free frosty float" coupon on the back of receipts, which requires you to fill out a survey online and get a code each time. whenever i go to wendy's, i collect everyone's receipts and write the same code on them. I sometimes reap my frosty float more than once a day. and no one ever catches on. idiots.
Chips, you are brilliant. I don't know why disguises were not my next move. No one would suspect it was me if I had a mustache.
Nathan, I stumbled upon your facebook note and I am so happy to have been graced with the opportunity to read your blog, it's great. I must applaud you on your feat of attaining free pizza for four weeks straight, really, bravo. It is too bad that I cannot partake in this challenge, because you know I would.
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