I once lived in the North End. It was miserable.
Now I live in Brookline. I'm tapping into my Hebrew heritage.
I could never be Jewish though. I'm uncircumcised. I love my hoodies. Wink.
Seriously. I love hoodies. The last one I bought was $42 from American Apparel. Because nothing's more American than overcharging for products.
And there's nothing more Jewish than complaining about it.