More North End updates include, but are not limited to:

1.) Drive by Drunken water bottle fights. Never fuck with the North End Gang.
Yes, there's a gang. Fighting for creamier cannolis and bigger pizza slices worldwide. "North End" is tattooed lengthwise down their for arm. Like this:
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2.) Self- destructive watermelons. Have you ever seen a watermelon spontaneously explode? It's cause you don't live with me.
This is what it looked like after I was forced to dispose of the ticking time bomb, which was only after it hissed and foamed at us.



You can see where it was foaming right above the watermelons heart which was projected onto the oven pan.

3.) Patty works at Galleria 33. She's really nice and almost 60 years old.