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I get many emails from a variety of people. A lot of them are really good friends.
Sometimes I don't even know how good of a friend.
Many are sincerely looking out for my well being.
"Your Fone wasn't working!" my BFFL Mary Williams said, "I wanted too tell U how I RefreshMyLifeWithViagraPro!"
and Maria Taylor told me all about, "GrandpaFu_ckingSome Sl_ut inth Ebutt!"
I'm glad I have such good friends. It's like Christmas everyday.

At work today I folded linens. I fold really particularly. I am very exact.
A gentleman (a douche bag) told me I was being a woman.
I said, "No. I'm just really anal."
I then quoted a good friend's mother, "Better to be anal then get it."

P.S. I drank in the middle of the day.
Unfortunately I'm of the stereotypical Caucasian population who get tired when they drink.
It gets better.
I'm listening to Paul Simon, eating mayonnaise, and hating on minorities.
Could I get any whiter?

P.P.S. I'm not doing two of those things. Can you guess which ones? (I'll give you hint. I don't like mayonnaise.)